Tax day here in the U.S., so I thought it would be fitting to celebrate a little "smartness" with "the man":
The police officer got out of his car as the kid who had been speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the officer said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
Romance is sexy!