- Fun shopping days with a girlfriend would last and last as long as you both wanted
- Dork dudes wouldn't drive for miles in the left lane doing 15 under (with or without a cellphone to the ear), so that somebody cool had to honk the entire time she swerved into the right lane and passed -- that was so awesome, A! :)
- Springtime would mean gradually warming temps, snow giving way to rain. No backtracking, no random snowstorms after the tulips are blooming. NONE.
- The wind would not blow garbage cans (full ones!) around the yard, under the fence, and down across an entire field. Even Kansas isn't in Kansas anymore!