Technically the school year isn't over yet -- but this is our last day of "real" school because all 3 days next week are field trips and assemblies.
So. The kids are a bit haywire and likely to say, erm... inappropriate things. I've found the best way for me-- as a sub-- to deal with this sometimes is to reply with a quip and move on (no mouth dropping open in shock allowed).
Today's smart-ass answer is from a college prof:
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class was reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam answers with your other hand."
Happy Friday, everybody! My weather report says "Chance of precipitation: 0%." Ain't nothin' wrong with that.