USA Today Best of 2012

Monday, March 22, 2010

Smart-ass Monday

Top Smart-Ass Answers of 2009

Number 6

It was mealtime during an airline flight.
"Would you like dinner?" a flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.

Number 5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to take tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket but he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Autumn Piper

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