This from one of those real-life cop footage shows:
Cop to possible DUI offender roadside: Sir, without moving your head, please follow the path of my flashlight with your eyes.
DUI dude: Well, I’ll try.
Cop: Whaddaya mean you’ll try? You got two good eyes, right?
Cop: You got a glass eye or something?
Dude: No. I’ve got two glass eyes.
Happy Halloween, everybody!
Romance is sexy!