Friday Funny

This from one of those real-life cop footage shows:

Cop to possible DUI offender roadside: Sir, without moving your head, please follow the path of my flashlight with your eyes.

DUI dude: Well, I’ll try.

Cop: Whaddaya mean you’ll try? You got two good eyes, right?

Dude: No.

Cop: You got a glass eye or something?

Dude: No. I’ve got two glass eyes.

Happy Halloween, everybody!

Piper Denna
Romance is sexy!