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Friday, August 27, 2010

Friday Funnies

In honor of that big beautiful harvest moon, today we have moon jokes:

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great, but there's no atmosphere!

From Jay Leno's Jay Walking: Which is more useful, the sun or the moon? (Thirteen year old pauses before answering) I think it's the moon, because the moon shines at night when you need the light, but the sun shines during the day when you don't need it."

How does one astronaut tell another he is sorry? He Apollo-gises.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Astr'naut who?
Astr'naut what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country!

Bah-boomboom, right?

Have a great Friday and an even better weekend.

Piper Denna

Romance is sexy!

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