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Thursday, February 25, 2010

In a perfect world

In a perfect world, there'd be none of the following:
  • Hangnails
  • Skipped Dish Fairy visits (which reminds me...)
  • Missed Tooth Fairy stops (the old bat keeps forgetting to come by when one of the kids lose a molar)
  • Cold sores, colossa-zits, and other temporary-yet-mortifying facial disfigurements
  • Wrinkles
Autumn Piper
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Sutton Fox said...

Amen, sister.

Maya said...

Or never-ending raining days. Or diva bosses who can't add up or use a friggin' calculator!