Why is the moon out in the daytime??? That's just weird. (Kindergarten science, anyone? Thank God one of the girls was an IB student and could explain, or my sub-head might've imploded)
You're not actually broken up unless your Facebook says you're single. If it doesn't, then you're still togetherrrr. (Oh, so that's how you tell. I'll have to remember for my future novels.)
I'm H2O intolerant.
And that's what's going on in the minds of today's youth.