Our brainiac criminal took an SUV for test drive, and managed to swipe one of the keys to it. Went back later that night and stole the vehicle. Which worked out fine--5 months later, the SUV still hadn't been recovered. But then... it got towed because he parked it in a handicapped spot (so he's not just stupid, he's a creep). Which you'd think would be the end of the story. Except. He reported the vehicle stolen!!!!
LOL
Who says the world already has enough dumbasses? There's always room for one more.
Piper Denna
Romance is sexy!
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