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Monday, April 11, 2011

Monday Moron

The name of this stupid criminal has been omitted, because I heard the story on the radio while driving, and, well... my memory isn't that good.

Our brainiac criminal took an SUV for test drive, and managed to swipe one of the keys to it. Went back later that night and stole the vehicle. Which worked out fine--5 months later, the SUV still hadn't been recovered. But then... it got towed because he parked it in a handicapped spot (so he's not just stupid, he's a creep). Which you'd think would be the end of the story. Except. He reported the vehicle stolen!!!!


Who says the world already has enough dumbasses? There's always room for one more.

Piper Denna
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