Redneck Botox: n, the process by which a woman sprays her forehead (deliberately or unwittingly and quite caused by a clogged spray nozzle) with heavy-duty hairspray, thereby freezing her forehead into Hasselhoff-like smoothness. Although temporary, this procedure comes with little risk (other than delayed flaking and perhaps sudden loss of vision for those with poor aim, plus instead of injecting bacteria into your body a la Botox, the alcohol content of hairspray makes it quite antimicrobial, which means it could also help you deflect flu virus from your hairline) and is inexpensive. See also AquaNet and Suave.
Now don't say I never gave you any good advice... :)
Autumn Piper
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