'Fuscius says

Cornfuscius says it might be time to slow down when you sit down to write a To-do List... and fall asleep.

Piper Denna
Romance is sexy!

Fear for 'Fuscius Friday

Our friend Cornfuscius could very well have put himself in mortal peril late last night. Mrs. Cornfuscius has this to say about the matter:

"The very next time Cornfuscius chooses to dink around in the garage till all hours and I've long since gone to sleep and he comes in, clubbing around the bedroom with his flashlight five times, WHISTLING all the while, I am going to shove something big and permanent down his whistler."

*ahem* We're sincerely hoping the Mrs. gets a nap later today and can catch up on her sleep.

Piper
Romance is sexy!

Essentials

Okay, girls. I want to know if anybody has a definitive answer for this:

You’re stranded on a tropical island with only

• your biggest heartthrob ever (think Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Pierce Brosnan, etc)
• one beauty item, which you chose and snatched from the floor of the plane shortly before jumping with your ‘chute.

Which beauty item did you choose? And let's make this harder – HunkMan has a comb you can use.

I think I'd probably choose mascara. Although if we were stranded long, that would run out. Maybe my favorite hair scrunchy? Toothbrush?

A couple of health and beauty DON'TS, from Mrs. Cornfuscius:

1. If your daughter plays Spa with you, don't allow her to use hand and body lotion on your face. Not good for the complexion.
2. The meditative effects of yoga are somewhat negated by slurping a Rock Star energy drink between poses. (Dude! Like, my everything was wagging by the time I got to Downward-Facing Dog.)

Fear not, it's Thursday. We've almost made it through the week.

Autumn

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